64.冰火两重天
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="1"> 话说，某无乐和皇守刚从外面找火锅食材回来。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="2"> 就发现某无勇面色潮红，躺在地上不省人事。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="3"> 俨然是诡计多端的雪女干了些什么不可描述的事情。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="4"> 反射弧略长的某无乐，怒不可遏，手举尾火棍，扬言把南极川融了也要把雪女灭成渣渣灰。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="5"> 雪女则化作无数分身，在半空中将某无乐团团围住。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="6"> 这俨然是……一副冰火两重天的场景！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="7"> 某无乐手举尾火棍，口中大喊：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="8"> “变大！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="9"> “变长！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="10"> 而尾火棍不亏是当年孙悟空大闹南天王殿的武器。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="11"> 果然就像如意金箍棒那样，变得巨大巨长，然后将将倒下。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="12"> 在某无乐的单指遥控下，直接横扫砸去。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="13"> 这一砸，直接就把十几二十个雪女的分身砸成了雾气。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="14"> 而棍子尾巴的火焰与雾气像是有了生命。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="15"> 分别化作一束赤色的光团，和一束蓝色的光团，互相纠缠。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="16"> 互相盘旋。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="17"> 螺旋升天！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="18"> 直冲九霄！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="19"> 只见这一团蓝色水雾好不嚣张！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="20"> 竟然张口就如同蟒蛇要将火球吞下！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="21"> 但结果可想而知。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="22"> 火球就像进了铁扇公主肚子里的孙悟空。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="23"> 左右横突几下。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="24"> 就破肚而出！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="25"> 然后火球的速度突然就提高了好几个数量级。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="26"> 肉眼已经无法追踪火球的踪影。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="27"> 只见火球在空中编织出了一个正方体金丝线牢笼，将水球死死困住。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="28"> 但都说水可以缝里流出来。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="29"> 水球很轻松地就从牢笼的缝隙中脱身过。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="30"> 看来，冰与火，谁也打不败，谁也不占上风。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="31"> 这不大战三百回合，真的很难见胜负。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="32"> 就在冰与火，在南极万古冰川上方纠缠之际。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="33"> 这边皇守还守在某无勇身边。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="34"> 而某无勇总于从不省人事中苏醒过来。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="35"> 某无勇慢慢睁开眼睛。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="36"> 一张硕大的狐狸脸就横在他的鼻尖。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="37"> 直接把他瞬间吓了个半醒：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="38"> “啊！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="39"> 恩人终于醒了！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="40"> 皇守见某无勇终于苏醒了，赶忙像个好奇宝宝一样，急切询问：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="41"> “恩人，您怎么了？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="42"> “是雪女对您做了什么吗？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="43"> 某无勇迷迷糊糊地回想刚才的场景，嘴里也结结巴巴：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="44"> “好像……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="45"> “好像做了个面朝大海春暖花开的美梦……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="46"> “梦里有恐怖但迷人的妖怪……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="47"> “就像……就像……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="48"> “简直……简直……就是打开一扇新世界的大门。”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="49"> 皇守也迷迷糊糊地听着，不明所以：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="50"> “啊？主人你要注意一点，以后系统有提示，就一定不要无视风险，继续安装！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="51"> “很容易中毒的！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="52"> 某无勇一听，也奇奇奇怪：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="53"> “啊？你在说些什么啊？我怎么听不懂？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="54"> 两个人就这样，进行着互相都听不懂的无障碍聊天。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="55"> 皇守细心地将某无勇搀扶起来。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="56"> 突然她好像想起了什么事，焦急的说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="57"> “主人，不好啦，某无乐为了你，和雪女打起来啦！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="58"> 啊？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="59"> 不会吧？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="60"> 后宫着火？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="61"> 某无勇直接大喊：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="62"> “赶紧扶老衲起来！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="63"> “去劝架！！！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="64"> 皇守搀扶着某无勇，外出寻找正打得酣畅淋漓的某无乐和雪女。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="65"> 但一见到一冰一火的两人。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="66"> 这一狐一人不由大跌眼镜。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="67"> 只见在南极的无边风雪中，某无乐和雪女正在激情热舞。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="68"> 旁边还有个不知道哪里的音响，播放电音舞曲：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="69"> “谈恋爱不如跳舞！！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="70"> “打架不如跳舞！！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="71"> “一起跳舞！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="72"> “让自己变得舒服！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="73"> “是每个人的天赋！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="74"> ……</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="75"> 某无勇心里大骂：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="76"> “搞了半天，原来是在掰头啊！！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="77"> 而皇守则赶紧左右招手：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="78"> “你们不要打了！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="79"> “不要打啦！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="80"> “金坷垃好处都有啥！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="81"> “谁答对了就就给她！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="82"> 正在跳爵士性感热舞的雪女，立即满脸正经，对着镜头脱口而出：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="83"> “不流失，不蒸发，能吸收地下三米的氮磷钾！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="84"> 正在一个人跳拉丁交谊舞的某无乐，也看向镜头：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="85"> “吃了比姚明快，比刘翔高，金坷垃，味道好寂寥！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="86"> 两人甚至连口音都还原了。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="87"> 某无勇直接倒地，头插进雪地里三尺深。</span><!---->