59.学术交流
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="1"> 说来真的奇怪。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="2"> 互联网上传得沸沸扬扬的仙女视频，在高中校园竟无一人知晓。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="3"> 看来高中校园确实是个不落俗套的世外桃源！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="4"> 走！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="5"> 去教室里瞧一瞧！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="6"> 某无勇涌起恶作剧心理。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="7"> 化身成杨贵妃的某无勇，拉着氧魔女就往自己的教室走。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="8"> 得给氧魔女起个中文名呀！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="9"> 不然叫氧魔女谁信呀？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="10"> 叫什么好呢……</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="11"> 有了！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="12"> 某无勇心里暗自思量。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="13"> 他贴耳问氧魔女道：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="14"> “我给你起个人名，就叫某无乐。咋样？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="15"> 氧魔女听后，很开心，一口答应下来：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="16"> “好呀好呀！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="17"> “某无乐！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="18"> 某无勇立刻呼唤氧魔女的新名字。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="19"> “在，主人！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="20"> 氧魔女立刻回应。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="21"> 某无勇立刻纠正道：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="22"> “从现在开始，你就是某无勇的妹妹某无乐，我就是某无勇的姐姐某无悦，你要叫我姐姐，知道了嘛！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="23"> “知道啦，姐姐！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="24"> 某无乐立刻应答。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="25"> “真棒！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="26"> 某无悦摸了摸某无乐的小脑袋。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="27"> 就这样，某无勇假扮的姐姐，氧魔女假扮的妹妹，一对绝世姐妹花。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="28"> 踏进了某无勇的教室，坐在了某无勇的座位上。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="29"> 引发了全班人的瞩目。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="30"> “你们是谁呀？来找某无勇有什么事吗？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="31"> 长头发的女班长前来询问两人身份。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="32"> 某无悦摆了摆手，故作姿态地：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="33"> “我弟弟今天不舒服，我就带了他的妹妹一起，来参观参观贵校的教学情况如何……咳咳咳，西湖龙井铁观音啥的就不用准备了，去小卖部买几根棒棒糖就好。”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="34"> 话音刚落，全班立即哗然，七嘴八舌地议论开了：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="35"> “某无勇这挫小子怎么有这么美若天仙的姐姐妹妹？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="36"> “是一个妈生的吗？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="37"> “某无勇不会是哪个明星土豪的私生子吧？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="38"> “不会吧？看他平日天天捡破烂的样子，不像啊……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="39"> ……</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="40"> 某无悦听着，笑个不停。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="41"> “无勇姐姐，我们一起去上个厕所吧！我有话要对你说。”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="42"> 长发女班长突然发出邀请。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="43"> 啥？！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="44"> 上厕所？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="45"> 女厕所吗？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="46"> 有什么话非要到厕所里说吗？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="47"> 某无悦心里波涛汹涌。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="48"> “啊这……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="49"> 某无悦不知该如何回应。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="50"> 我刚刚上过了？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="51"> 我一天只上一次？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="52"> 我从来不在学校上厕所？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="53"> 我更喜欢去男厕所？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="54"> 不对不对不对……</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="55"> 正当某无悦犹犹豫豫之际。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="56"> 长发女班长一把拉起某无悦和某无乐，格外热情地就往女厕所走：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="57"> “哎呀，没事的啦，就当进行一场学术交流。”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="58"> 啥？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="59"> 学术交流？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="60"> 在厕所里？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="61"> 某无悦不知如何拒绝，只能顺从女班长的热烈邀约。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="62"> 三人刚走到厕所门口，某无悦下意识地就要往男厕所里冲。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="63"> 吓得厕所里一众男生立即贴墙靠边站让路。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="64"> 女班长一把将某无悦的方向矫正：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="65"> “你去哪里呀？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="66"> 某无悦满脸抱歉：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="67"> “顺拐顺拐……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="68"> 就这样，三个女生手牵着手走进了女厕。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="69"> 还好女厕所新修了隔间，谢天谢地！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="70"> 某无悦，推开一个隔间的门，关上。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="71"> 隔壁坑位就立即传来了女班长的谆谆教诲：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="72"> “无勇姐姐呀，无勇天天在学校睡大觉，也不知道一整天在干嘛，你做姐姐的，要多引导引导他呀……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="73"> 某无悦头挂大汗，尴尬地大声说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="74"> “好的，王一欣班长，有劳你费心了……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="75"> “咦？你咋知道我的名字？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="76"> 王一欣感觉到很奇怪。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="77"> “哦哦哦，某无勇和我提起过你，说你温柔体贴善解人意呢！哈哈哈……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="78"> 某无悦赶紧打马虎眼。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="79"> “这样啊，想不到这臭小子还暗恋我！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="80"> 王一欣突然自恋。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="81"> 暗恋你个鬼！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="82"> 某无悦心里骂骂咧咧。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="83"> 女厕所同时响起冲水的声音。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="84"> “王一欣班长，我先去其他地方逛逛，你先回班上吧。哈哈哈……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="85"> 某无悦赶紧找个借口脱身。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="86"> 还是赶紧变回某无勇吧！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="87"> 这女班长实在太粘人了！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="88"> 呜呜呜……</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="89"> 某无悦心里哭哭啼啼。</span><!---->