60.狐妖文学社
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="1"> 三个女生刚走出女厕所。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="2"> 某无悦就找借口想脱离热情女班长的纠缠。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="3"> 王一欣班长立即热情地说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="4"> “去学校逛吗？我带你去吧？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="5"> 拜托！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="6"> 别了！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="7"> 某无悦头挂大汗，尴尬地说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="8"> “我……有恐女症！和女生呆久了，就会咳嗽、发烧、流鼻涕……还有控制不住地一直跳太空漫步！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="9"> “啊？这么严重吗？我第一次听说这种病。”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="10"> 王一欣有点不敢相信。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="11"> 某无悦见此情形，立即洋装咳嗽起来：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="12"> “咳咳咳，咳咳……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="13"> 然后全场BGM，陡然切换成了迈克尔杰克逊的经典歌曲《beat IT》</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="14"> 铛铛铛铛铛——</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="15"> 当当当当！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="16"> 某无悦全身开始情不自禁地开始舞蹈。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="17"> 是迈克尔杰克逊的经典舞步，太空漫步！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="18"> 就这样，某无悦一边跳着太空漫步，一边逐渐离场。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="19"> “主人，等等我！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="20"> 某无乐在后面穷追不舍。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="21"> 王一欣看得呆愣在原地，张大嘴巴赞叹道：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="22"> “这舞真特么酷！某无勇姐姐真是多才多艺！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="23"> 铛铛铛铛铛——</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="24"> 当当当当！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="25"> 跟随着背景音乐的节拍，某无悦一路跳到了小树林里的亭子。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="26"> 这里没有其他人。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="27"> 终于特么脱身了！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="28"> 累死我了！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="29"> 脚都跳打结了！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="30"> 某无悦心里吐槽这个舞难跳。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="31"> “万相面具，变回某无勇！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="32"> 某无悦精疲力尽地吟唱口令。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="33"> “女厕所是不是比男厕所干净呀。”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="34"> 某无悦脸上的万相面具露出了半个狗头。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="35"> “你再逼逼赖赖！小心我打爆你的狗头！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="36"> 某无悦头顶怒字，举起拳头。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="37"> “哎呀，你要变回某无勇，把我摘下来就行了呀。”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="38"> 万相面具彻底变回了微笑柴犬面具的样子。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="39"> “万相面具，收回！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="40"> 某无勇再次吟唱口令。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="41"> 言出法随，万相面具话还没说完，就消失不见。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="42"> 真是个话唠面具！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="43"> 终于变回男儿身的某无勇心里吐槽。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="44"> 此时，天空中突然传来一声萝莉音：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="45"> “救命恩人！我可算找到你了！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="46"> 话音刚落，一位头顶两只粉红狐狸耳，托着八条白色狐狸尾的小女孩，踩着蓝色狐火，从天而降！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="47"> 是她？！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="48"> 某无勇一眼就认出来了这个小狐妖。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="49"> 是前几天在元宇宙化学课炼丹术里，从常宫盗陵手下救下的狐妖，名字好像叫……皇守！</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="50"> 但某无勇面对萌妹子突然成为了一个装糊涂的高手：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="51"> “哪里来的小妖精！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="52"> 哪知小狐妖立即瘫倒在地，一把抱住某无勇的一条腿，哭哭啼啼地说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="53"> “救命恩人！我是小狐妖皇守呀！你不记得我了嘛？我找你找的好苦呀！自从上次分别，我已经找你找了两百多年了！从欧洲一路找到俄罗斯，再到东亚，终于找到你了！呜呜呜……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="54"> 某无勇心里大惊。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="55"> 两百年？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="56"> 他立即反问：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="57"> “过了这么久，你怎么还是这么小萝莉的样子？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="58"> 小狐妖皇守一把鼻涕一把眼泪地抹在某无勇裤子上，继续哭哭啼啼地说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="59"> “我是偷吃了不死丹的千年狐呀，上次我已经修炼了一千年了，加上后来经历了两次世界大战，现在已经有一千两百岁了！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="60"> 某无勇颇为惊奇：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="61"> “世界大战？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="62"> 皇守补充道：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="63"> “是啊，我还在俄罗斯留过学，会说俄语：俄罗斯羊肉串，五块钱一串！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="64"> 她真的是在俄罗斯留的学吗……</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="65"> 听着皇守蹩脚的口音，某无语头挂大汗：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="66"> “我看你是在阿凡提烤肉店留的学吧……”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="67"> “你怎么会出现在这里？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="68"> 某无勇突然话锋一转。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="69"> 皇守这才站起身来，兴高采烈地说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="70"> “当然是在这学校等恩人啦！我用一条尾巴为代价，找女巫算过命，女巫说你会出现在这里。我就一直在这等你啦！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="71"> “我还在学校创办了一个文学社团呢！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="72"> 文学社团？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="73"> 这小狐狸还有文学细菌？</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="74"> 某无勇赶紧问：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="75"> “什么文学社团？”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="76"> 皇守兴高采烈、眉飞色舞地说：</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="77"> “狐妖文学社！欢迎二位的加入！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="78"> 一直站在一旁一言不发的某无乐和某无勇面面相觑。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="79"> “文学社在哪？赶紧带我去！”</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="80"> 某无勇难得露出高兴的神情，轻快地说。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="81"> 此时，天空中，突然飘起一片、两片、无数片鹅毛飞雪，前赴后继地消失在小镇里……</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="82"> 三人同时抬头望天。</span><!---->
<span class="content-text" data-count="0" data-index="83"> 似乎一场南方小镇十年一遇的封山大雪即将来临……</span><!---->